did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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