just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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