this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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