dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she peed on how many people?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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