woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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