I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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