Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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