I can tuck mytits in my pants
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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