Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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