porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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