Do vagina's smell?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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