does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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