Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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