I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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