I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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