NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i believe in u and ur pee
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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