Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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