I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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