I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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