JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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