What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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