Do you still have your period?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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