Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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