listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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