He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He better not be in your backpack
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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