I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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