Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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