She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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