They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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