We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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