Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The struggles of a small town man whore
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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