I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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