just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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