I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe