I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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