Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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