I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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