I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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