Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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