The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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