Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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