that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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