I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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