I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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