My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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