so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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