great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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