She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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