Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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