you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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