I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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