This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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