I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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