well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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